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Details: Written by Michael Z Williamson; Created: 13 November 2019

Hi Mike Williamson,

Important changes that may impact your monetization and content discoverability are coming.┬á┬áHAVE YOU COCKSUCKERS EVER PAID ANYONE ANYTHING?

Starting today, all creators are required to tell us if their content is┬ámade for kids┬áin order to comply with the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA) and/or other applicable laws. To help you comply, we are┬áintroducing a new audience setting in YouTube Studio.┬á┬áOR WHAT?

Depending on the amount of┬ámade for kids┬ácontent on your channel, you can set your audience at either the channel level or the video level. For those who are setting at the channel level, it is just one click. I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT MY LEVEL OR SETTINGS ARE. I UPLOAD SHIT FROM TIME TO TIME. PEOPLE LOOK AT IT FROM TIME TO TIME.

These changes are required as part of a settlement with the US Federal Trade Commission (FTC) and NY Attorney General, and will help you comply with the ChildrenΓÇÖs Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA) and/or other applicable laws.┬á┬áCOPPA.┬á HOW CLEVER. NOT.┬á YOU'RE THE CHANNEL, YOU HAVE THE LAWYERS.┬á COMPLY AWAY.┬á AND FUCK NEW YORK. THEY'RE FASCIST, ANTI-AMERICAN COCKSUCKERS ANYWAY.┬á VIOLATING THEIR RULES IS A MORAL DUTY. PS: I DON'T LIVE IN NEW YORK.

We know that these changes wonΓÇÖt be easy for some creators, and that this required change is going to take some time getting used to. But these are important steps to take to ensure compliance with the law.┬á YADDA YADDA GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Please read more below to understand your legal obligations and the impact these choices may have on your channel.┬áSURE, IT'S BEEN HILARIOUS SO FAR.

What is changing?

Starting today, all creators are required to mark their content as┬ámade for kids┬áor┬ánot made for kids┬áin YouTube Studio.┬áOR WHAT? BASED ON WHAT?

Starting in January: we will limit the data we collect on┬ámade for kids┬ácontent to comply with the law. This means we will disable personalized ads on this content (which affects revenue for creators making content for kids), as well as certain features like comments, notifications and others.┬áNote:┬áYou may see some small changes as we experiment and refine our systems over the next few months.┬á┬áSO YOU'RE GOING TO REDUCE INCOME AND FUCK OVER PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO MAKE STUFF FOR KIDS. GEE, I WONDER WHAT THE OUTCOME OF THAT WILL BE?

For a list of affected features, go┬áhere.

Why is this happening?┬á┬áBECAUSE THE TRUMP ASSMINISTRATION ARE AS BIG OF CUCKFAGS AS THE PREVIOUS DOZEN ADMINISTRATIONS.

These changes are required as part of a settlement with the US Federal Trade Commission (FTC) and NY Attorney General, and will help you comply with the ChildrenΓÇÖs Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA) and/or other applicable laws.┬áSORRY, I WAS NOT PARTY TO THIS LAWSUIT OR CASE OR WHATEVER. ALSO, FIRST AMENDMENT, BITCHES.┬á I'LL POST WHAT I WANT. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, TAKE IT DOWN.┬á IT'S YOUR PLATFORM, YOUR PROBLEM.

Regardless of your location, we are required to ask you to set your videos as┬ámade for kids┬áif they fall into that category, please make these settings as soon as possible.┬áNO. GO FUCK YOURSELF.

WeΓÇÖll also use machine learning systems to help us find content that is clearly┬ámade for kids. But do not rely on our systems to set content for you -- like all automated systems, ours are not perfect.┬áFINALLY, AN ACCURATE STATEMENT.

If you donΓÇÖt set your content or if we detect error or abuse, we may set your audience for you. If you fail to set your content accurately you may face compliance issues with the FTC or other authorities, and we may take action on your YouTube account.┬áTHEN THERE'S NO ADVANTAGE FOR ME TO DO ANYTHING, IS THERE? I'LL LET YOU JUMP ON THAT GRENADE.

What is ΓÇ£made for kidsΓÇ¥ content?

We cannot provide specific legal advice, but according to the FTCΓÇÖs guidance on COPPA, a video is child directed (which we call ΓÇ£made for kidsΓÇ¥) if:

ΓÇó	It is directed to children as the primary audience (e.g. videos for preschoolers).┬á┬áMY PRESCHOOLERS WATCHED "BLAZING SADDLES," "THE MATRIX" AND "DEADPOOL." SO I MAY HAVE DIFFERENT CRITERIA AND A DIFFERENT BASELINE THAN YOU.
ΓÇó	It is directed to children but children are a secondary audience (e.g. cartoon video that primarily targets teenagers but is also intended for younger kids).┬á┬áUM, HAVE YOU ACTUALLY SEEN WHAT IS ON SOME KIDS' TV SHOWS?┬á ALSO, IF WE GO BACK TO 1967, "CAPTAIN SCARLET" SHOWED ASSASSINATIONS AND SUICIDE BOMBINGS ON A KIDS SHOW.┬á BUT THEN, MY GENERATION WEREN'T RAISED AS PUSSYFAGS.

Learn more about the factors that determine if your content is considered as┬ámade for kids┬áhere.┬á┬áNAH.

We know this wonΓÇÖt be easy for some creators, and that this required change is going to take some getting used to. While we cannot provide legal advice, we are committed to helping you through this transition.┬á┬áIF YOU CAN'T PROVIDE LEGAL ADVICE, YOU'RE JUST SOME HELPFUL FRIEND ON THE INTERNET. THAT NEVER WORKS OUT WELL.

You can learn more about your own obligations under┬áThe Children's Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA)┬áand the tools we are building to support you┬áhere.┬áGO SUCK START A SHOTGUN.

The YouTube Team

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1	SIMPLE	fc	NULL	ref	PRIMARY	PRIMARY	4	michaelzwilliamson_com.a.id	1	100.00	Using where; Using index; Distinct

id	select_type	table	partitions	type	possible_keys	key	key_len	ref	rows	filtered	Extra
1	SIMPLE	a	NULL	ref	idx_access,idx_state,idx_catid	idx_catid	4	const	33	16.00	Using where; Using filesort
1	SIMPLE	cc	NULL	const	PRIMARY	PRIMARY	4	const	1	100.00	NULL

Status	Duration
starting	0.13 ms
Executing hook on transaction	0.01 ms
starting	0.01 ms
checking permissions	0.01 ms
checking permissions	0.01 ms
Opening tables	0.09 ms
init	0.01 ms
System lock	0.01 ms
optimizing	0.04 ms
statistics	0.17 ms
preparing	0.05 ms
executing	0.34 ms
end	0.01 ms
query end	0.00 ms
waiting for handler commit	0.01 ms
closing tables	0.01 ms
freeing items	0.04 ms
cleaning up	0.01 ms

id	select_type	table	partitions	type	possible_keys	key	key_len	ref	rows	filtered	Extra
1	SIMPLE	m	NULL	ALL	PRIMARY,published,newsfeeds	NO INDEX KEY COULD BE USED	NULL	NULL	29	3.45	Using where; Using filesort
1	SIMPLE	e	NULL	ref	element_clientid,element_folder_clientid	element_clientid	403	michaelzwilliamson_com.m.module,const	1	10.00	Using index condition; Using where
1	SIMPLE	mm	NULL	ref	PRIMARY	PRIMARY	4	michaelzwilliamson_com.m.id	1	40.00	Using where; Using index

id	select_type	table	partitions	type	possible_keys	key	key_len	ref	rows	filtered	Extra
1	SIMPLE	m	NULL	ALL	idx_tag_type,idx_core_content_id	NO INDEX KEY COULD BE USED	NULL	NULL	1	100.00	Using temporary; Using filesort
1	SIMPLE	t	NULL	eq_ref	PRIMARY,tag_idx,idx_access	PRIMARY	4	michaelzwilliamson_com.m.tag_id	1	100.00	Using where
1	SIMPLE	c	NULL	eq_ref	PRIMARY,tag_idx,idx_access,idx_content_type	PRIMARY	4	michaelzwilliamson_com.m.core_content_id	1	100.00	Using where

Status	Duration
starting	0.25 ms
Executing hook on transaction	0.01 ms
starting	0.01 ms
checking permissions	0.01 ms
checking permissions	0.00 ms
checking permissions	0.00 ms
checking permissions	0.01 ms
Opening tables	0.34 ms
init	0.01 ms
System lock	0.01 ms
optimizing	0.04 ms
statistics	0.14 ms
executing	0.03 ms
end	0.01 ms
query end	0.00 ms
waiting for handler commit	0.01 ms
closing tables	0.01 ms
freeing items	0.03 ms
cleaning up	0.01 ms