On Tue, Jun 21, 2011 at 11:00 AM, <This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.> wrote:
I wanted to ask you a question about your business.

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Respectfully,
Matthew Pitts
matthew@stupidspammer url.com

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I'm a best-selling author and I have people lined up for my services.  My hobby business is likewise backlogged, and I hardly have time for it.

One would think if you were doing so well, you wouldn't be cold calling people trying to drum up business for yourself, eh?

Or at least, you'd do enough research to figure out whom you were contacting.

Please don't ever contact me again.

Mike


http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/06/african-village-vs-rape-cult/all/1

Better than no guns at all.

http://discussions.chicagobreakingnews.com/20/chibrknews/chibrknews-greenpeace-activists-handed-felony-charges-in-smokestack-protest-20110525/10

And they caused a .0000000000001% disturbance in the force of the global power supply.

Pity they didn't learn something useful in school, like say, engineering, that could be put to use developing cleaner energy.

Instead, they used spray paint (petrochemicals in a can), and caused delays that used more fuel.  Kudos to you, rich white liberal trash.  The industrial world is in your debt.  Here's a quarter.

My governmentt sponsored life insurance managed to get my name wrong.  They list me as  Michael E. Williams (My name is Michael Z. Williamson)

So I call them. The polite but low level drone on the phone apologizes, and says I need to fax in my DL for the correction.

I tell them the correct information is on my DD214, Separation From Military Service papers, that I had to use to qualify for said insurance, that they already have on file.

No, it has to be the DL.

Of course, a secondary problem is that this letter they sent is for purposes of soliciting medical information from my doctors.  Hopefully, they'll concur that it's meant to be me, and furnish the info. Otherwise, I'll have to have them re-request at once (since there's a 30 day deadline on this) and do it again.

I guess I'm glad my name isn't Archibald Tuttle.