Teh stupid, it burns

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At spanned smoothing, thief whining whim heinous autumnal efforts shintom offenders unmo cafe idiom fell.

ACTUAL TRANSLATION:

At some point, the man who invented autocomplete for phones needs to be in hell.

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Seriously.  That's what my phone "predicts" for text.  Because of course, EVERYONE uses "shintom" and "unmo" in their daily language.  Didn't you, today?

If I type in "W" it defaults to "Wyatt." If I had anyone in my phone named Wyatt, that might make sense, but I was trying to write, "Why." A rare word that I'm sure the 99% NEVER use in their daily language.

It's obvious this clown is a sadistic bastard who's laughing his ass off as lazy retards (anyone who uses autocomplete/predictive text, or for that matter, anyone who texts more than twice a day) get confused and screwed up by such obvious connections as, "AUT must mean AUTUMNAL, rather than AUTO, AUTOMOBILE, AUTOMATIC or even AUTOCOMPLETE."

Please, someone find out who this monster is, and beat his face into the sidewalk.  He's worse than a spammer.

And if you want to send a typed message, learn to @#$ing type, you lazy, worthless @!#$s.

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On Tue, Jun 21, 2011 at 11:00 AM, <This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.> wrote:
I wanted to ask you a question about your business.

I did a little research and found that you may have an in-home business. I am working with people all across the country helping increase their in-home business 200%-400% as well as provide additional revenue streams.

How would you like to reach 1000's upon 1000's in minutes with your message? How would you like an endless supply of leads? How would you like to NEVER COLD CALL AGAIN?

If you sell any good or service and/or recruit qualified candidates to your business, then we should talk.

Reply to the email and I will send my contact info so that we can talk about your particular business to see if you qualify. This IS NOT for everyone, but there are incredible, verifiable results for those who qualify.

You may also visit the link listed below and see what it is that is changing the businesses and lives of in-home entrepreneurs all over the world. After you see the website, give me a call(contact info at the bottom of the webpage).

www.stupidspammerurl.com

"Take just a few minutes. It could change your life...it did mine" - James P.

Respectfully,
Matthew Pitts
matthew@stupidspammer url.com

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I'm a best-selling author and I have people lined up for my services.  My hobby business is likewise backlogged, and I hardly have time for it.

One would think if you were doing so well, you wouldn't be cold calling people trying to drum up business for yourself, eh?

Or at least, you'd do enough research to figure out whom you were contacting.

Please don't ever contact me again.

Mike


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"The Weapon", a book focusing on the struggle between an increasingly
restrictive world government and a colony based upon libertarian (some
might say anarchic) philosophy, was published in late 2005. It's author,
Michael Williamson, maintains that he thought he had been writing
fiction when he wrote this (emphasis mine):


{blockquote}

"If it's not in your training, don't try to do anything in case you make
it worse." No one is allowed surgical tools, weapons or {b}fire
extinguishers{/b} in their homes or cars because "such things are best left
to professionals."

{/blockquote}


And yet here we are, a bit more than half a decade later, and this triumph
of the Nanny State now comes from Great Britain.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/11...s-a-fire-safety-hazard

{blockquote}

Fire extinguishers could be removed from communal areas in flats
throughout the country because they are a safety hazard, it has emerged.

The life-saving devices encourage untrained people to fight a fire
rather than leave the building, risk assessors in Bournemouth decided.

{snip}

Mike Edwards, who lives in one of the blocks, said he was 'absolutely
staggered' that risk experts thought it a safe decision.

'They are worried we will point them in the wrong direction or use the
wrong extinguishers,' he said


{/blockquote}


Oh ... "The Weapon", published by Baen, may be found here
http://www.webscription.net/p-463-the-weapon.aspx but you should
probably read it's predecessor "Freehold"
(http://www.webscription.net/p-162-freehold.aspx) first.

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http://www.usatoday.com/travel/flights/2010-10-29-tsa-pat-downs_N.htm

"I'm in favor of anything that makes us safer and hinders terrorists."

Really? Awesome.

SNAP.

That was the sound of a latex glove.

Bend over, bitch!
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